Women are from Venus, Men are from Hell

Thank god this anus of a year is coming to a close. I'm just wondering what else is left to serve before it melts away into the sea like volcanic pulp. In the space of a few days, my darling ex rings to see how I'm going and gleefully lumps into conversation that "he's seeing someone". Something I already suspected given that everytime I ask after him, my dear lads seem to drop eye contact, mumble and change the subject awfully quickly. But that's cool...I'm over that and wish him well, though it's never easy to hear and then you spend the rest of the day trying to picture the woman that has slotted into your former space which you inhabited barely 5 months ago. And I'll bet that she's older, has short hair and wears sensible shoes as per his former type. I think I was the antithesis of his usual attraction and vice versa. Funny how that happens. But then wait there's more...
The dashing englishman who was borderline stalker with his intensity and voracious nature stepped up to a new level of debaucherous text messages at bedtime and daily musings on what he wanted to do to me. After him postponing 2 dates due to "work commitments" and me deciding that it was all a bit hard, he talked me into not ditching him just yet and lured me with the intent of a dinner last night, only pulled the plug yesterday afternoon and said that he didn't think it was a good idea whilst he was seeing someone but would certainly pursue it further if single & that we should keep things "professional" for now...but when he becomes single, could he contact me !!!!! WANKER!!!!!! So last night I put on my favourite 80's classic "Electric Dreams" and knew that it would restore balance to my world and that everything would be ok. And then my wonderful housemate/husband Karen and I got Grilled Hamburgers and ate and watched TV. Who needs men when it's the simple things that count. A pash on NYE would be good though....but unlikely given it will be with all the men in my life who could not be more platonic. Oh well. I could always become gay??? Ohhhh and let's congratulate Gwen Stefani on becoming pregnant! I'm sure I'll make a FANTASTIC godmother.